I just saw a man walking a dog -- a terrier of some sort -- that was in turn walking two other dogs. One of the other two dogs, a beagle, would slow down periodically and the terrier, who was holding the two dogs' leashes in his mouth, would yank on the beagle's leash until he got going again. Funniest thing ever.
What's your cell phone's ringtone? What made you pick it?
The Super Mario Bros theme song. Because someday I will be sitting next to Shigeru Miyamoto on the bus, my phone will ring, and he will wink at me.